Sunday, November 8, 2009


If you are going to veg out on the couch, it's more comfy if you have someone to snuggle with.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Killing me softly

If music be the food of love, play on
(ok, I actually learned that from Shakespeare,
but Lingers demonstrates it beautifully.)

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Idiot Check

When packing, double check your bag to be sure you didn't leave anything important behind.

Monday, May 4, 2009

No Monsters

If somebody you love is having bad dreams, you should help them out by checking for monsters under their bed.

It will make them feel better, even if you only make it half-way under the bed.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Tough Love

If the hand that feeds you really loves you very much, it is okay to bite it sometimes. Just don't overdo it on the biting.

Friday, April 10, 2009


Having a cone on your head is annoying, but there will come a day when you don't have to wear the cone anymore.

Use the opportunity to play up your cuteness and sympathy factors.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Sinking Feeling

Anyplace can be comfortable, if you decide to be comfortable in anyplace.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009


Be very careful about who you jump on every day. There may come a time when the one you have been bullying will have the advantage.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Danger Ahead

Some days, you can be so pre-occupied with being cute that you don't even realize how close you are to falling off the edge.

If falling should occur, just pretend like it was something you intended to do in the first place.

Trust me, they are laughing with you.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Friday, March 13, 2009


If your world turns upside down, try seeing things from a different angle. It'll definitely get some air on the problem and on your belly.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Hide and Seek

The best hiding places are usually in plain sight, where no one would think to look.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009


Sometimes, the only way to wake up someone you love is by grabbing their foot and biting their toes. Toes taste better before sunrise.

Happy to See You

If somebody you really love comes into the room, let them know how you feel. Get up and skip on over to them while telling them a story about how much they mean to you. It will put a smile on their face.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Sunny Sunday Lesson

What I learned from Ling Ling today:

If someone dominates you with love, like they lay next to you and use your stomach as a pillow, take the power back. This can be achieved subtly by standing, stretching then climbing onto their legs. If you purr while you do this they'll assume you just want to love them, but we really know who has the power now, don't we?